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FAYGO - Who knew all you needed to be accepted was generic soda?




SIGN OUSTIDE A TAVERN ON MIT CAMPUS - Can't argue with this!


TAGS: sign board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - December 30, 2012, 1:36 pm
Thanks Gary ~ New Years Eve is just around the corner!!
GaryO - December 30, 2012, 1:34 pm
OOOOOH, YEAHHHHH. 5 Litres of Literacy


deafening silence -


TAGS: sign
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:32 pm
...Someone somewhere has actually nailed that sign to a tree. That's a story in itself.
jonny5 - April 3, 2014, 11:39 am
When I told this joke to my wife and daughters the "Yes" rang out before I finished the sentence.
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:24 pm
Men are rarely ever wrong in the end, and it's usually the whole family who pays for not listening to the man. Men's Liberation and Men's Rights my brothers, let the revolution begin!
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:18 pm
Yes because men are always wrong.
GaryO - November 5, 2013, 8:28 am
A classic here, Uggy. 5 Lessons
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 10:34 am
The silence is broken by one word: yes ;)


MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


BACON LIMERICK ~ - There once was a sandwich with mayo ~ and lettuce and bright red tomato. Though tasty and fine ~ it was missing some swine, with bacon it made me say, “Hey-O!”


TAGS: acon limerick sandwich poem sign
Rating: 4.58/5

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demon001 - December 6, 2013, 9:45 pm
If bacon is wrong. I don't want to be right!
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 8:50 am
Mmmmmmm.... bacon.


ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


PARANOIA - I'm telling you, man, he's planning something... The way he just sits and stares, doesn't even blink... Damn goldfish freaks me out, man...




GANGSTA SIGNS - Yes, you too look this stupid doing it.




DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


DRINKING COORS LIGHT -


TAGS: give me a sign coors
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Airman

house - June 2, 2011, 6:47 pm
440 - now i know your not an aussie as the only people who refuse to drink fosters are those from the country where its made
440wakeup - June 2, 2011, 1:34 pm
My favorite beer is FOSTERS but i'm tooo embarresed to order it in Public so I order AMSTEL LIGHT
Cloudchaser - June 2, 2011, 1:25 am
Right on! I always drink beer from micribreweries. My favorite being a local place called Smoky Mountain Brewery. Can't get any fresher than that!
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Amen


ANARCHY -


TAGS: anarchy sign a purple color
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rayzr32 - August 25, 2011, 4:56 am
This literally sums up what I think of governments, with a little extra from the previous comments, ha ha.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 7:37 pm
Oh good. Now I know
rerun - August 20, 2011, 7:06 pm

You know, we really try to keep this place family safe. People here are smart enough to figure out what you meant without bypassing the google filter and spelling it out.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:56 pm
*c. ...u...n... ts
the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
punchline: counts sounds dangerously close to cunts
Darlin - August 20, 2011, 6:47 pm
well, it would be a c word anyway lol
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:37 am
Following the formula wouldn't we have Counts?
mariand - August 18, 2011, 4:12 am
excellent... 5L
pzykosiz - August 18, 2011, 12:00 am
5L's and fav'd.


OCCUPY WALL STREET -


TAGS: perfectly spelled signs
Rating: 4.22/5

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Airman - October 13, 2011, 5:39 pm
it's good for you
Sean - October 13, 2011, 5:02 pm
I think I am just gonna go aheand and maybe take offence with this poster. Yeahhhh. Yeah I will. And no. No I cannot really explain why.


B-A-N-A-N-A - curved yellow fruit works too


TAGS: funny banana signs
Rating: 2.86/5

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MercAlert - March 18, 2012, 3:10 am
I LOL'd. But then again, maybe I just have bad taste.
Sho - December 17, 2011, 10:32 pm
Lol damn, that sux brah
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:15 pm
ladies and gentlemen: friede's best-of-the-best!
rerun - April 10, 2010, 3:51 pm

figured it was time the world got to see what we have to see.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 3:50 pm
1l for WAY overused pic, and not funny, and repeating what's in the pic, and and and


I DO LOVE ANIMALS! - They're delicious.




I'M NOT IGNORING YOU -




PEEK AT'CHU - And your nephew. Every night. EVERY night.


TAGS: january 3rd pok mon assignment hand bananas prot g
Rating: 4.24/5

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Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 11:06 pm
Pedo Bear Win
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:45 am
*twits
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:44 am
Wow. All the usual wits are out tonight!
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 11:49 pm
'Tis the season. Sorta
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 11:43 pm
Spreading good cheer today, are we?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 11:31 pm
And that, my friend, is no double entendre.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 11:27 pm
That's not a pun....or is it?....i don't think that counts as a pun....either way, you suck Bart.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:35 pm
"Peek At'Chu" it rhymes with "look at chu." That's why you shouldn't eat with your mouth open, Moo+. It's impolite.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
What pun?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:17 pm
That, my friend, is a GODLY pun! 5 charged up lions out of five. BAM!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:23 pm
I live in a small town....we get the dregs of the bigger city strip clubs.....If you ever visit our lovely country, try southern Ontario and Montreal for your naked lady entertainment.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:20 pm
We do this like once a month, Moo+. You have the strip clubs. Texas has... well... Texans.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's -45 Celsius here with the wind chill....I hate you Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:15 pm
Ha! Is it odd that it's 65 right now where I live, and that I absolutely HATE women that wear lipstick? Especially red. Disgusto.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:11 pm
It is Gay....and what save?....you told me you live in an Igloo and eat whale blubber.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm
But seriously, I don't care if "they" do it to everyone (which they don't), it's still fukking gay.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:07 pm
Nice save...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:06 pm
Veggies an Eskimo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
It's not just yours Veggie....unless it's a racial thing.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:02 pm
To whoever it is that simply sees my name next to a poster and then instantly 1Ls EVERY one of them, I made this one today too. Go nuts, fag.


LOL - This is why you're dead. Sign of the times...Sorry dude!


TAGS: sign from hell
Rating: 4.2/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:44 am
damn it... sorry for multi-posting. i use my cell phone as a modem for my notebook. :(
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:43 am
donut with bacon. for what other reason the police want you to call them?!?
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:43 am
donut with bacon. for what other reason the police want you to call them?!?
agdaniele - April 1, 2010, 12:20 am
Agreed 100% - and drowning is funny. It's too rare that the earth gets it come-uppance.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:19 am
U have to laugh on your way to breakfast tho aggy
agdaniele - April 1, 2010, 12:06 am
If you see someone drowning, have a bacon breakfast?


ARCHITECTS - Need to understand the consequences of their designs.




AWESOME - now I know how to get rid of my kids, and say it was an accident




OVER-COMPENSATING - NO! I'm not!


TAGS: psychology fetish thursday assignment
Rating: 2.42/5

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curlyrocks - April 24, 2013, 10:12 pm
I'm going to guess a starter motor for a diesel locomotive.
EmilioDumphque - January 28, 2012, 3:54 pm
What the hell kinda engine is THAT? It looks like a couple of Allisons or Merlins joined on a common crankshaft!


THE BRAILLE SIGN - This better be a bad joke!


TAGS: fail sign funny
Rating: 4.93/5

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Thedewd - August 21, 2017, 4:54 am
Why blind people don't skydive? Scares the shit out of the dog.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 5:52 am
You know I never did figure out how a Blind person is 5upposed to find the sign in the first place...


PRIDE -


TAGS: pride assignment calender deadly sins epic hammy
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Aurielius - October 21, 2015, 9:50 am
What I see is respect that transcends disability or infirmity.
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Well played in my humble opinion
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 5:53 pm
You Know A Pic Could Express A Lot Of Things, It's Just How You see It. and if you don't think it deserves a five, then don't give it a five, dont feel obligated cause its on the run i appreciate true Opinions and criticism
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 4:34 pm
I see respect not pride
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
I Know, It's A Play Of Words, Not Litteral.
Cloudchaser - September 23, 2010, 9:42 am
The kind of Pride that the 7 Deadly Sins refers to is being full of one's self.
Hawamleh - September 23, 2010, 8:47 am
Thanks Aggy :)
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
Very moving picture... that could easily have been ruined... very well captioned.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:54 pm
You'd Laugh If I Told You Where I Found It, The Literal Anus Of the Webs.. Thanks though :D
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:49 pm
The pic alone is worth 5L. Nice one hammy


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




SORRY TIMMY. - Put your helmet back on and get back in the car.


TAGS: signs retarded handicapped
Rating: 4.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 28, 2011, 4:09 pm
I'd say that both of those things (and many others) fall under the "stupidity" umbrella
falloutghoul - December 28, 2011, 1:46 pm
Neither is impatience or laziness.
Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:03 am

lol


GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


REDNECKS: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL WHERE THEY LIVE. -




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


COUCH POTATOES - It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?




ONCE YOU POST IT ... -


TAGS: internet forever cheerleader sign costume
Rating: 4.33/5

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spacedog - April 18, 2014, 8:16 pm
Hm, same poster, same creator...two years ago? We'll see you in 2016 I'm guessing? Keeping the glory days alive.


DECEPTION -


TAGS: designated decoy
Rating: 4.73/5

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eskippy - April 1, 2012, 8:58 am
LOL i'm form QLD and that is so true.
Bolverk37782 - June 15, 2011, 6:35 am
And who says the Australians have no brains! Well done our antipodean cousins!


PSYCHOLOGY -


TAGS: psychology assignment we get that sinking feeling when youre around
Rating: 4.08/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!


SIGN FROM A JAPANESE TOILET - Just what dose that guy think he's going to catch, carp?


TAGS: japan toilet sign fishing lure
Rating: 4.53/5

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Azuleean - August 6, 2011, 3:52 pm
Those toilets probably smell of bass anyways.
Arvantillian - June 11, 2011, 10:32 am
I almost wet my pants...i dont see that one crossed off so it must be ok
champ99 - June 9, 2011, 3:30 pm
Or sewer Bass perhaps?
MilDoc - June 9, 2011, 12:36 pm
Maybe he's fishing for crappie? Just a thought....


DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




A LITTLE TEST OF SEAWORTHINESS -


TAGS: navy captain ensign
Rating: 4.95/5

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Peso - July 21, 2011, 8:05 am
Classic! 5Ls to ya. Once in a great while we would get a new Ensign or a Middie with some spunk but they were few and far between...
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:42 pm
This coming from an Airman. Go figure. 5


CHANCES ARE -


TAGS: check keyboard just in case please ignore previous not signed in
Rating: 4.66/5

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal


JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.45/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


PICKETING GROUP - The first time i've really wanted to join one!


TAGS: sign silly stupid politics
Rating: 4.24/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 6:04 pm
well i think GS would be "IM TIRED" but cubby better stay away from my sauce "kittens" or else =P ill feed him to the Wal-mart
Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:50 pm
This is what we'd look like all right


YOUR COAT'S ON FIRE! - Damn! That trick never works...hey I tried guys




CANADA - They have the best signs.


TAGS: canada signs
Rating: 2.65/5

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TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:19 am
Only in BC! You west coasters are weird!
LyleC - July 28, 2009, 1:17 am
That's my home town - another of ours is http://www.pbase.com/jjdorsey57/image/55663941 which has DEFINITELY slowed down traffic!
Cobra Commander - January 12, 2009, 8:42 pm
I bet the grrr,bark,woof is dog for dont shat here
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:50 pm
and the worst beer
Kel - August 25, 2008, 3:54 pm
England also had one of these. In Yellow ;)
BOB CHIN - August 13, 2008, 2:42 pm
AND THE MOST LITERATE CANINES!


IRRELEVANT THINGS - when the world just doesn't want you to win.


TAGS: signs lol
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2010, 7:53 pm
What?


THE HANGOVER -


TAGS: february assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.62/5

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SteveOh - February 19, 2011, 4:20 am
LOLLOLOL! epic!!
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:42 pm
wine gives me the worst hangover, feels like my head is gonna split. Don't get drunk off homemade wine. I guess my university exercised liver makes me immune to pretty much everything else lol
- February 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
I remember getting DTs from Moosemilk but not a hangover. (WTFO)
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:34 pm
i only get hangovers if i drink wine. just lucky i guess
crankyhead - February 17, 2011, 3:23 pm
You don't get hangovers? You must share your secret.
kam1991 - February 17, 2011, 3:16 pm
i dont think mines that bad ever oh wait i dont get hangovers


HERE LIES MR. SMARTASS -


TAGS: well they were his last words assignment for january 2 pizza
Rating: 3.72/5

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:51 am
LOL nice one 5L


"IT COULD BE WORSE" . . . - I WAS REPLACED BY A BATTERY OPERATED DEVISE! "PLEASE HELP"!


TAGS: cgi vibrator unemployed sign battery
Rating: 4.76/5

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marms - July 17, 2012, 6:49 pm
Yes, I mess up. Thanks
Iconoclast - July 17, 2012, 6:43 pm
Good, but I think you meant "device" - one letter difference really changes the meaning.


BLASPHEMY - GOOD FOR ONE TICKET TO HELL -


TAGS: assignment
Rating: 4.11/5

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H I L A R Y - Ever wonder what she look like under that heavily dressed exterior? These men did and are paying the price...PREVS!




VERNE TROYER - Excels at miniature golf... Has improved his short game... Doesn't have to take a knee to read the greens... Climbs out of sand traps... I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY LONG.


TAGS: midget assignment
Rating: 3.18/5

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Produceman117 - November 12, 2009, 11:28 pm
Nice to hear from you, Random. But you probably just facepalmed...tell the truth.
MrRandom - November 12, 2009, 11:19 pm
I didn't know whether to laugh or to facepalm. So I did both and gave you 5L.
Preacher Man - November 12, 2009, 11:07 pm
Yeah, when it comes to midget jokes, we'll never run short.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Sign stops you!


TAGS: cop police sign russia fail
Rating: 2.82/5

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zoomer296 - June 14, 2013, 11:05 pm
I tried to find a similar picture from Russia, but I guess their law enforcement isn't as dumb as ours.
JesusWept - June 12, 2013, 10:23 am
Are there sheriffs in russia?? XD
Sho - January 16, 2013, 11:44 am
I guess you stop the stop sign in America lol
zoomer296 - January 16, 2013, 11:14 am
except for the american flag being in a Soviet Russia poster...
ughomer - January 16, 2013, 9:47 am
Good one zoom!


INSIGNIFIGANCE - You are only one person of 6.5 billion on one planet out of 8 circling one star out of billions in one galaxy among billions of others


TAGS: insignifigance opinion
Rating: 4.27/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 4, 2013, 1:44 am
so spelling does not cunt? "insignificance"
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 2:45 am
You don't care and that's cool by me.
steve1961 - February 26, 2013, 2:34 am
Who are you again? And why would I care? ;)
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 1:43 am
Down among million same. Difficult not to feel just a little bit disappointed and passed over.
hitmanforhire - September 20, 2012, 3:21 pm
i stole your beer what now
Goatboy - September 19, 2012, 4:53 pm
But we're the only one out of the billions of others that has beer. Game over, we win.
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:50 pm

I make an effort to put the toilet seat down ON the cat.
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:15 am
wow that must be one confused cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:36 am
Only reason I put my toilet seat/lid down is so my cat won't drink out of the toilet. Not my dog, my cat
CloudchaserS - March 15, 2012, 12:34 am
With all the billions on billions of planets, there has got to be another planet out there on which there is life and or intelligent life
sgtlover - March 14, 2012, 11:50 pm
So remember when you're feeling small and insecure. How amazingly and unlikely is your birth!
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 7:45 pm
Demotivational indeed [PS check your inbox on reference to this poster] Personally I agree with holymoly, but disagree with the 4 voters, this is at least worth 4L...
holymoly - March 14, 2012, 5:12 pm
yet I leave the toilet seat up and its the end of the world


12-21-09 -


TAGS: solstice assignment
Rating: 3.81/5

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dslohand - September 28, 2011, 12:52 am
WOW this is really sick. I gave it 5 hearty stabs. I loved it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2009, 2:37 am
You're a twisted, vulgar and hilarious bastard Veg......5L.


LITERAL -


TAGS: boss sign wytch
Rating: 4.14/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 7:11 pm
Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would do. Lol.
Verdeckt - August 16, 2011, 2:07 am
Post to Societies Mirror also


HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim [email protected], and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


MOTIFAKERS PARADISE -


TAGS: addictions assignment
Rating: 4.69/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 4, 2011, 6:31 am
Yes, that's too bad, I loved that show. Charlie may be popular among lots of men out that, BUT I'm sure he's quite popular also to the scientists at the Disease Control Centre!
kotazo - March 3, 2011, 9:41 pm
....he went too far. Two and a half just got cancelled....
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 12:29 pm

love this. in his shoes...who wouldn't?


FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.




NO ONE HERE BUT US RIPPLES -


TAGS: insignificant alone ominous lurking
Rating: 4.97/5

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Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:17 pm

epic :)


REDUNDANCY KILLS - Poor Susie! If only she hadn't looked up from her cellphone to read the billboard!




TENDENCY - A predisposition to think, act, behave, or proceed in a particular way


TAGS: signs signs
Rating: 4.47/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Hilarious!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:32 pm
Excellent. Simply genius.
rerun - June 17, 2010, 6:38 pm

dad
rerun - June 17, 2010, 6:38 pm

I like the moms face...."if your day were here he would be so happy to see that "at least you have that skill""
R.S.Jake - June 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
Maybe he thinks it's a giant corn dog?


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in sex...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats hot
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

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crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat fucks and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own penises
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Photo, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a shot in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so damn disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...Assholes.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy dicks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of assholes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


BEST SIGN EVER - Closely followed by " I barrack for the referree"


TAGS: sign
Rating: 4.32/5

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HERMIONE'S "MAGIC WAND" -


TAGS: just seeing her walk in with this will make you jump assignment for november 28 frog
Rating: 3.77/5

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shmoe13 - November 8, 2010, 4:33 am
great poster 5 wands up
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 1:57 am
5 lions and a handshake. YUSS
booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
its best in cases like this , TREE not to ask questions =] just go with it :)
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Photoshopped or not, this is fucking hot. I wonder if she actually knows she is being personafied in such a manner all over the internet? Regardless, 5 magical strokes of the "wand".


SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


A DAY IN MAY -


TAGS: calendar assignment crankyhead
Rating: 4.81/5

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Greeny - May 1, 2011, 6:20 pm
lol5!


SIGN LANGUAGE - or International Diplomacy?




YOU'VE BEEN WARNED -




CROSSOVERS - Like ammonia and bleach, like haggis and ice cream, there are some things that just shouldn't be mixed.


TAGS: i would like to apologize for my actions over the last couple of days im sorry everybody and i hope you can forgive me assignment for january 3 pokemon
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 15, 2010, 12:55 am
Or like Asians and Driver License? 5 Squirts for you! Lol.


THANKS - for the advice, you genius




PERSPECTIVE - In a cosmic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. Carl Sagan


TAGS: venus sun earth humankind insignificant
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:59 pm
It's all about perspective
mdr80 - June 11, 2012, 4:51 pm
It is your comment that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
spacedog - June 11, 2012, 3:36 am
I like it. It reminds me of 72464 and that one is in the hall of fame. 5L
EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:14 am
It is the transit of Venus that is insignificant. It means absolutely nothing.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 10:48 pm
If the shoe fits then wear it. If you were looking for something inspirational you came to a demotivational website. I'm simply putting into perspective the transit of Venus between the earth and sun. This event is huge and reminds me of how small we are
Sho - June 5, 2012, 10:25 pm
I, on the other hand, don't like to think of myself as anything related to nothing/worthless/unimportant
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:42 pm
It's tough to draw a comparison when we're compared to the vastness of the cosmos or microbial life. One extreme or the other. If and when we find a species "similar" to ourselves, i still think we'll be the laughing stock of the universe.
mariand - June 5, 2012, 6:36 pm
as I said, Sagan is right, but we belive that we are a very important piece in the universe, so we cannot accept that our concerns are insignificant or petty, even if, deep inside, we admit that we are as the dust in the wind, compared with the universe.
mdr80 - June 5, 2012, 6:09 pm
unacceptable it may be but we do show promise as curious pioneers of our universe yet astronomy teaches us our insignificance in nature
mariand - June 5, 2012, 5:59 pm
true... but unacceptable


CAREFUL ROBIN -


TAGS: holy bat signal
Rating: 4.89/5

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spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:48 pm
5 big domes.
Koradan - October 20, 2010, 5:28 pm
Wow... that's uh.....you know.... very.... what was I saying!! NICE!!! 5 Ls TO YOU!!
CANADA - October 19, 2010, 6:29 pm
BWAHAHA!


FELLATIO - If you want to know if she'll be up to par, just pay attention to how she handles her lollipops.


TAGS: lollipop assignment
Rating: 4.43/5

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rerun - January 23, 2010, 10:32 am

I think it is safe to say that TOC has earned the respect of the majority of us here
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:41 pm
I am kinda the n00best mod, membership-wise. I only joined April of last year.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:39 pm

you are the n00b as a mod, I get it now. sleep, must get sleep
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:36 pm
OH! *facepalm*
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:36 pm

nominate a greybeard.
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:34 pm
There's a thread...?
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:29 pm
You think Papa Smurf is a wise leader? Also, does Smurfette get a red dress when it's that time of the month? Papa shouldn't be selfish with the fabric...
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:28 pm

that should change soon as Mr. M acts on the votes of the thread he created.
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:27 pm
Me want durgs! LoL And I'm bottom man on the totem pole as I'm the n00b. :(
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:23 pm

forgiven, did you bring enough for everybody? Maybe this isn't the best poster to ask that question on.
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:22 pm
Bottom rung...Ring, rang, rung...Forgive me. I'm on the drugs...
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:21 pm

Bart - huh?
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 7:19 pm
You raaaannggggg...sorry, couldn't resist a pun/ AF reference.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

how you figure that?
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:18 pm
Oh, please. I'm bottom rung anyhow. ;)
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:16 pm

you could suggerst it to Mr. M, however he may not respect you anymore ;->~
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 7:10 pm
...Which would be pretty sweet, imho.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 7:09 pm

not green because we don't have full mod status and we are helping Mr. M out til Agdaniele gets back. If you see either one of us in green, Mr. M saw fit to make us part of the team full time.
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 6:55 pm
Why aren't your names green? A man needs some warning when the banhammer's around.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:53 pm

we are just temps filling in until the regular mods are back.
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 6:50 pm
Holy Tootsie Pops! Veggie & Rerun are Mods now? Congrats guys!
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:31 pm

LOL, not sure how to take that, so to be safe I will STFU and keep my thoughts to myself
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
I couldn't tell ya; I'm not married.
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:19 pm

as soon as the wedding cake is eaten, this rarely is....so I am told
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:14 pm
Why fight a fact of life? :P
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:13 pm

most women usually want to bash men for this activity
thatonechick - January 21, 2010, 6:09 pm
Erm... I was supposed to? LoL
rerun - January 21, 2010, 6:08 pm

5L, wonder why none of the LOM have weighed in on this one.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 4:45 pm
I wish they all could be row 3'ers but its just not going to happen. 5 l's
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 4:20 pm
Pure excellence
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2010, 4:18 pm
AMSOME PRO!
Bartimaeus - January 21, 2010, 4:13 pm
Goddamn brilliant! 5 fellatiating lions for you! (Watch the teeth...)
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 4:05 pm
LMHO!!!
Produceman117 - January 21, 2010, 4:03 pm
Getting bad head is for suckers, Ron.
ronsart - January 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
LOL...5 lollipops!


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


SIGN LANGUAGE -


TAGS: sign language for most of the new posters
Rating: 3.24/5

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WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:19 pm
Ron, you forgot to add the sign for "over".


COW TIPPING -


TAGS: sign cow tipping car wytch
Rating: 4.94/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 19, 2011, 5:11 pm
Damn Right!! Is that an import?....A fucking Toyota?....I'm gonna fuck that Toyota good...step back!
lyulf0 - August 19, 2011, 7:56 am
IN SOVIET RUSSIA COW TIP YOU!


MY OPINION - This is funny shit.


TAGS: opinions motifake signs
Rating: 2.39/5

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Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 11:39 pm
And, the Obvious Statement award goes to Jaylin. Congratulations, you moron.
Jaylin - August 21, 2008, 10:39 pm
Too bad that wasnt really there when they got pulled over haha nice pic nice FAKE!!


SARCASM - spicing up the world since 10,000 bc


TAGS: sign boss
Rating: 1.53/5

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Yeo - May 5, 2009, 3:38 am
I'd definitely go in a store with this sign. Great publicity!
Captain Douchebag - July 25, 2008, 11:09 am
Watch this ryan fellow be Tereso..And if he's not, then they're both incredibly stupid.
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:15 am
Oh crap... those stupid "Jerks - Spicing the blah since blah" have evolved into a Sarcasm post?... -sigh-


PRIVACY - Helps us keeping the balance between taboos and human nature




I CAN'T WIN - The cop gave me a ticket because I didn't stop at Katie's Crotch. My wife blackened my eye because I did.


TAGS: sign katie s crotch
Rating: 4.83/5

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Hinoron - March 28, 2012, 1:00 pm
So this is what happens when you give someone who works at City Hall the clap.
motinet - January 7, 2011, 10:32 am

wow - a brilliant motifake on the FIRST try


SEAN IS MAD -


TAGS: sean protest sign
Rating: 4.71/5

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DrSynth - April 18, 2011, 11:54 pm
even if only special ed
Sean - April 15, 2011, 12:07 pm
Unbunch you underoos, dude. That was a rant, meant in part to amuse. I mean the tsunami metaphor was golden. *snickers*
culos - April 15, 2011, 8:15 am
perhaps they should be guided to MAD? I'm with Sean, this has become GrannyFake but MAD still is a very lonely place
rerun - April 15, 2011, 6:54 am

we all started off as noobs. I am sorry you think this is turning into grannyfake, maybe you could lend a hand to some of the noobs and guide them.
CaptainBaked - April 15, 2011, 6:25 am
Sean... you're special...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:39 pm
*continue to piss That is all. Be off with you now.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:28 pm
continue to advance the geriatric trajectory of this once funny site in spite of my rants against their humorless offerings. But with beer as my ammo I shall continue the piss against the tsunami of "hurray for everything nice."
Sean - April 14, 2011, 11:24 pm
For the record, I happen to harbor few delusions regarding the efficacy of my advanced case of miffitude. After all, the gaggle of n00bs who seem determined to turn MotiFake into GrannyFake with Ned Flanders approved posters, will no doubt ...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 9:18 pm
Yese ite is. 5e.
marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:57 pm
lol. "made" it almost makes it even funnier. Love the poster.
Airman - April 14, 2011, 6:51 pm
isn't that how it is spelled in Canadian?
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Yeah I've seen...
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:47 pm
Just be careful. It can be habit forming.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:45 pm
Sorry that was the first time i "nazied"
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:29 pm
But of course I meant that in the nicest possible way.
Sean - April 14, 2011, 6:27 pm
And suddenly a new idiot has come to the fore. Letting me off the hook for now.
TheOne - April 14, 2011, 6:22 pm
Fail :"mad".


GUD SPELLARS DIMINISH PERPLEXITY -


TAGS: grammar calendar rock salt sign
Rating: 3.78/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:47 pm
No, you're not.
MashiMashi - November 14, 2011, 7:08 am
Am I the only one who hears banjos playing?......


I AM SO CONFUSED - Everybody here warned me about the bear... no one mentioned the perverted monkey!




THIS SIGN -




Truculence -


TAGS: signs men graffiti health exam
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - February 21, 2015, 1:55 pm
And That's The Truth, I Think . 5 L's


TMOBILE -


TAGS: signal call dropped cellular military
Rating: 4.77/5

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wonkycactus - February 24, 2011, 10:16 pm
I wonder if that is the 10 mt division with the new BTS systems... hmmm
spacedog - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
Nice one Aggy.


COMPOSITION -


TAGS: boob notice the sign funny
Rating: 4.69/5

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falloutghoul - February 20, 2012, 7:28 pm
The same white stuff as before. XD
GySgt1811a - February 20, 2012, 6:59 pm
Great, just great! Now how do I get the tissue off the screen?
vulture - February 20, 2012, 4:53 pm
Use a tissue like the rest of us.
GySgt1811a - February 20, 2012, 2:28 pm
How do I get that white stuff off of the screen?
caveman - February 20, 2012, 2:00 am
Too....many....letters....being....replaced....with.....numbers....going....insane.
crankyhead - February 20, 2012, 1:55 am
I wa5 trying to make a po5ter with thi5 photo too, but after 5eeing your5, I'm glad I didn't. =)


IN PLAIN SIGHT -




THE RECTUM STRETCHER -




KILLER WHALES - Not all who fish are above the water.


TAGS: ice fishing killer whales penguin assignment
Rating: 4.22/5

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fasteddie - July 28, 2010, 3:41 pm
I hear Penguin tastes just like chicken......


GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN -




TERROR TANTRUMS - Read this sign and avoid one.


TAGS: signs bad parenting kids warnings
Rating: 3.79/5

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thatonechick - December 12, 2009, 11:15 am
I don't see this poster often enough. XD
Krissie - October 13, 2009, 1:31 am
AMEN!
Pacifist - September 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
That's it I'm throwing a tantrum!
north star - September 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
The sign rocks! - 5 lions for you


DONT'T DRINK AND DRIVE - But drinking and sign making is alright




I'TS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY - That their not working overtime down there at The Illiteracy Foundation


TAGS: sign
Rating: 3.53/5

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Viper - May 10, 2010, 12:01 am
Those comments plus this poster equals ZOMG and some lols
Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:55 am
Tank yuu for da help.. that ah lik it..
agdaniele - December 4, 2009, 10:18 pm
Deep breath..... they're.
BoneCD - December 4, 2009, 7:12 pm
I hear ya man


WHITE BREAD -


TAGS: pzy racism assignment clander white bread
Rating: 4.65/5

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IxLOVExYOU - April 23, 2011, 8:35 pm
i lolled
djinnyf - April 23, 2011, 8:39 am
If you're promoting white bread, you sure offended me!!! It's not good!! xx


HERE'S YER SIGN -




TURIST SPIK INGLISH - From Uruguay with love,welcome!




POOR LETTER Q - Even though U and I always hang out without him, he's the one that gets stuck with the tab.


TAGS: letter q assignment
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 10:06 am
Most of his life I assume.
forseti - April 1, 2010, 10:02 am
A.D.D. ?!?
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:01 am
how long did Veggie have to Wait in Que for sex?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Yeah Veg...get it straight.
thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 9:53 am
Unfortunate that Q is always so close to "s e x" but can never quite get it...
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:51 am
"WE" are always there with "Q".
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2010, 9:26 am
I find this to be derivative and juvenile.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 8, 2010, 3:42 pm
Aweseome! Five typed lions for you (Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion, Lion)
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:22 am
Brilliant!! 5L


RED HEADED STEPCHILDREN - No matter how buff you get they are still going to make fun of you. Stick with the funny.




ALIEN SIGNALS -


TAGS: alien signals dubstep dance
Rating: 4.13/5

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Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:37 pm

I think it's from Communion [1989] starring Christopher Walken. Not sure, though. Found the pic via Google.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:02 pm
What Movie Is This From ?


BOXING DAY -


TAGS: boxing day assignment
Rating: 4/5

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Sean - December 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
This is beautiful. And also why I have no kids ... only lots of cats (and the shopping cart I push them around the neighbourhood in while wearing a bathrobe).


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